i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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