I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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