Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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