garbage
garbage dick
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you win
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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