my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
ttyl tear gas
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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