so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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