Dude i fell asleep inside of her
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow