he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.