Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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