This girl is more easily done than said...
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
