I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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