apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
where am i from again
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
