I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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