Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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