i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo