Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again

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(818): View more from California

Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it

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(301): View more from Maryland

I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.

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(949): View more from California

went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her

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(630): View more from Illinois

The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.

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(305): View more from Florida

I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.

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