i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?