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• (313): View more from Michigan

  sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test

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  but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I threw up into my coffee this morning.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'

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• (562): View more from California

  at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.

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• (415): View more from California

  You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.

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• (716): View more from New York

  You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.

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• (432): View more from Texas

  Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.

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  Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.

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