Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.