we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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