i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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