Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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