Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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