She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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