Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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