I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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