if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
