try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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