I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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