I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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