oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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