11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I love you.
Bad choice
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