therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
