john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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