It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
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Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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