I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.