I'm retarded. Again.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.