Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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