she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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