piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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