careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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