addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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