Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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