Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
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Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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