I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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