How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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