Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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