no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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