you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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