I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Fuck appropriateness.
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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