After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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