We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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