No awkward lesbian experiences without me
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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