the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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