Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake