I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.