yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.