those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
We need to rekindle our bromance
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.