Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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