sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
