i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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