is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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