Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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