My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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