gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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