And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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